Come one, come all. The Thurman Cafe is the perfect place to spend your entire Saturday. Come in at 1 PM and sit on the luxurious outside benches while you wait two hours for the tiniest table we have. Once you are seated we will take thirty minutes to get your water and to take
Picture this. You wake up on a Saturday morning hungover as fuck. After your half-hour-long sit on the toilet, you go downstairs, open up the fridge, and the only thing in there is a half drank FOUR LOKO and two-week-old left-over Olive Garden. But fuck, you’re hungry. And your not an eggs and pancakes breakfast
Summit Entertainment, the creators of the John Wick series, have decided to go another route for the next chapter in the John Wick franchise. To connect with younger audiences, the creators of the blockbuster saga have decided to partner with Epic Games and film the entire movie in Fortnite: Battle Royale. “Every shot in the
During the dog days of July it’s impossible to be outside because of climate change. So, the only thing you can do (unless you have a pool) is sit in the air conditioning and watch TV. But, there’s no sports on TV. Maybe you’re into Esports, but your favorite streamer is not playing. Or maybe
Maybe I’m late to the party, but Urban Dictionary is fucking lit. Have you ever browsed Urbandictionary.com and read the insanely funny entries on it? Of course you haven’t. You’ve only used Urban Dictionary to look up words your younger cousin said at Christmas. I wrapped up about 2 hours in browsing Urban Dictionary and
If Russell Westbrook gets traded away from the OKC Thunder, a downward spiral (which has already began) will continue for the franchise to the point where they will have no choice but to move back to Seattle. The management of talent from the Thunder front office could be considered the worst management of all time.
Kawhi Leonard and Paul George going to the Clippers balanced the NBA for the next few years. THANK GAWD. Now there are no more super teams and “Big 3’s.” Just a league filled with two-player tandoms. This excites me to no end that the NBA will be extremely entertaining next season. The past 4 years
Below are the people who taint Twitter and make it unbearable at times. No certain order because they all equally suck. The people that don’t understand satire/jokes These dumbasses are probably the most common of the people on this list. If you follow any comedian or satirical blogger then you understand my pain when you
Since June 30th at 6PM, all Lakers fans have dreamed about seeing Kawhi Leonard suit up in the Purple and Gold and play along side LeBron James and Anthony Davis. Every Lakers fan has Adrian Wojnarowski tweet alerts turned on right now, waiting for the moment Woj, bombs us with the Kawhi news. I’m here
NBA commissioner, Adam Silver, has had enough of fans burning players jerseys. “I fucking hate it. It’s a disgrace to the League, the to players, and to the player’s former team.” The internet trend of burning jerseys started when LeBron James made his “Decision” to take his talents to South Beach and play for the
